killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)

starsdiver:

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

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(Source: eggito)

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

(Source: slayboobunny)

(Source: senj0ugahara)

parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

(Source: seieiryu)

(Source: ouroboros-schwarz)

mitten:

a really fun game: mail me 1,000 dollars and then give yourself a high five

thelionandthellama:

Amazing L. {x}

nazerine:

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which
koko = here, soko = there, doko = where
koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

thisisbwright:

I knew I was going to be in Florida during Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party so I decided I needed to be my favorite princess, Rapunzel! My mum sews, so she agreed on making me a costume and I decided I was going to make a wig. I wasn’t exactly sure what to do, so I decided to wing it. this is the finished product, it glows and everything! I got a lot of positive feed back from people and decided to post it on etsy to sell and make more!

you can visit my store here if you are interested, or want to see more pictures :)